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Monday, July 11, 2005

Grande Latte Enema

A friend of mine recently told me over lunch that she once had a coffee enema during a detoxifying week.

I never knew coffee was involved.

I wonder how they came up with it. Did a proctologist-cum-health-guru having a particularly bad Starbucks experience suddenly arrive at an epiphany when he exclaimed, "this coffee's so shit I might as well shove it up my ass!"?

Possibly.

She didn't touch coffee for 3 months after that. Understandable, really.

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