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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Malaysia Loves It Up The Ass

No, not the country 'Malaysia' (although some would debate this). I'm talking about the porn star 'Malaysia'.

That's right. Porn star. There's a porn star called 'Malaysia'.

some of you may already know about this, but this sure was news to me. There I was, searching through IMDB for anything to do with Malaysia when I find Jayna Oso, a.k.a.Malaysia.

Born in Brunei in 1981 (she's younger than me by a year!) and brought up in Hawaii, Malaysia has been busy since 2003. Besides her real name and Malaysia, she's sometimes credited as Jeana or Malasah.

You may remember her from many imaginatively titled smut movies such as:

Biggest Black Girth On Earth 4
One In The Pink & One In The Stink
Grand Theft Anal 2
Cum Dumpsters 3
Sophia Has A Negro Problem Too
Weapons of Ass Destruction 3
Straight to the Sphincter
Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
I Cream On Genie
Ass Good Ass It Gets
Slant Eye For The Straight Guy

I wish I was making these names up, but they're all true. I think I'll use these titles in my movie. After all, my script is filled with nods to comic fans and movie fans. Why not give a shout out to smut fans? The fact that it's a movie about Malaysia and all the porn titles mentioned in the movie all feature an actress called Malaysia fits nicely, methinks.

Nice.

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