So last Friday a colleague of mine went out for drinks with other colleagues. For blogging's sake, we'll call her 'Maria'.
When one of the colleagues left early he called back and warned the others at the bar that one of the roads in KL had a roadblock. Maria, tipsy as she was, completely forgot and made her way down that same road later that night.
The cops pulled her over.
One quick check on a breathalyser test and the cops had proof that she was driving under the influence. One of the cops stepped into the car. The cop did the usual schtick, telling her what the penalty was, buying time until Maria would ask the question.
Maria knew what question he was waiting for. Finally she asked,
"Sir, is there any way we can work this out?"
The cop looked around, made sure they were in a dark area and asked her in not so many words to,
"Suck my dick."
I'm serious.
Now, Maria's quite a cute looking little hottie and let's face facts, the cops here are about as law abiding as the citizens, but this is genuinely fucked up. And if you think about it, if a cop would even ask that question then wouldn't that imply that he's had his dick sucked many times before by young females slightly tipsy clubbers on their way home from Zouk trying to get out of an overnight stay in jail?
'Bad Lieutenant', anyone?
And have you ever seen a Malay cop? They're not exactly hunks-a-burning-love. Let's put it this way: they're obviously eating well and the term 'handlebars' often springs to mind. Immediately followed by 'grease'.
Maria was shocked as shit. She kept saying no, the cop kept asking her to. She kept refusing so the cop changed tactics.
"How about a kiss, then?"
Maria said no. And no and no. Out of curiosity, she asked for how long.
"20 seconds."
"Eww...! Why does it have to be so long?!"
"Because I want our tongues to spend some time together in each others mouths."
"EWWWWW!!!"
Finally, he accepted cash.
I am intensely curious as to how many young females have sucked a cops dick to get out of trouble...
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