Feeling Shirty

So I got an e-mail over the weekend confirming my interview forShortcuts, the TV show that'll be showing my short film "Some Like It White".

No, it's not a porno.

A lot more preparation than I thought would be necessary seem to pop up for this whole thing. When Amir called he mentioned it'd be best that I censor the 'naughty bits' of my short film myself. This still leaves me puzzled because I'm not sure exactly what to censor. It's on Astro Prima at night, and I'm not sure what the guidelines are exactly. Sure, I know I need to bleep out the naughty 'F' word, that's a given, but what about the rest?

What part of 'big, pink dick with foreskin' do I censor? Just 'dick', or 'foreskin' too?

Do I need to blur out the cleavage shots?

Do I need to bleep out the word 'cum'?

And will the line still be funny if I censored the word 'tits' in the line 'tits that would make you get down on your knees and beg for buttermilk?'

But that's not all. Like I said, Raymond from Red Communications e-mailed me with details. He gave me the questions they were going to ask so I could 'prep', which was nice.

I was also given guidelines as to what to wear:

"The shirt that you wear on that day should not be white, black, brown, have stripes, polka dots, checks or any fine flowery designs. Other that that you are ok."

That practically describes my entire wardrobe. I think I'm buggered.