Literature

Certain languages work well for certain things, the English language being one that has been adapted, evolved and experimented on the most to deliver a bevy of Anglo-Saxon delights.

The Malay language is quite poetic, but of late has been reduced to colloquialisms that almost cheapen the original language. Our words are less polite and lack the culturedness of the past. And in the case of words pertaining to sex, downright harsh as hell and laughable to boot.

So it is with much amusement I present to you Cerita Seribogel. Here is an example from it's pages, a story entitled Ana yang gila seks (which I've split into actual paragraphs and stuff as the writer obviously didn't bother to do):

"bila dia habih mandi keluar bilik air berkemban ngan towel....perghhh ngan titik titik air kat atas tetek dia ..rambut basah...bau wangi ...tak tahan pak cik ...terus aku grab dia buh cemolot dengan rakusnya...

awek ni aku ingat dah biasa la buat projek ...dia tak tolak pun..melawan tarik dan sedut lagi ada...aku bukak towel..bogel la dia...pas tu aku ramas tetek dia tegang macam getah buku wa cakap lu...

pas tu dia start to be aggresive...dia bukak baju aku seluar aku dan underwear aku ...terus dia melutut depan aku...dan pas tu dia buh serlom (blow job)....asyikkkkk....ngan telo telo dia sapu..aku pun mula la belagak macam pelakun blue...aku hentak batang aku terus masuk penuh dalam mulut dia...termuntah air liur awek tu...aku apa peduli lantak lah after all bukan awek steady pun dalam kepala pikir nak one night stand aje...

pas tu aku tolak dia atas lantai...sku ksngksng ksn kski dis luas luas..aku pulak menservis dia ..aku jilat kelentit dia..wangi cipap dia sebab baru mandi kalau tak...tak kuasa aku nak jilat aku jolok jari hantu dalam lobang dia pas tu tambah jari telunjuk...berair-air cipap awek tu..

pas tu aku tengok bontot dia dah terangkat angkat..tangan tak tentu arah...mulut bising orghh arghhh orghh arghh...tau tau dia tarik rammbut aku..kaki dia kejang....climaxs dah awek tu rupanya..baru dia tau penangan lidah aku...aku carry on jilat lagi.."

Now, the sheer humor in that will probably appeal to Malay's more than you English speaking people, so I'll try and translate it (badly):

"when she finished bathing she came out in just a towel....whoah with drips of water on her tits..wet hair..nice smell... uncle cannot stand anymore ...straight away I grabbed her (don't know that last bit)...

i think this chick must be used to booty calls ...she didn't push..fighting my pull and sucking more...I opened her towel..she naked..then I grabbed her tits erect like book rubber I'm telling you...

then she started getting aggresive...she opened my shirt and pants and underwear ...straight away knelt infront of me...then she gave me a blowjob....hellzyeah....she even licked my eggs..so I started acting like a porn star...a shoved my stick straight down her mouth...the chick vomited spit...what do I care she ain't my girlfriend and i was thinking it's just a one night stand...

then I pushed her to the floor...(no idea what these words are)..I then serviced her ..I licked her clit..her cunt smelt fresh coz she just bathed...when i got tired i stuck my ghost finger into her hole plus my (dunno) finger...her pussy was oozing..

then I saw her but go up in the air..hands going everywhere...mouth noisy orghh arghhh orghh arghh... know-know she pulled my hair..her legs (dunno, but I think it's vibrate)....she climaxed after all..now she knows the power of my tongue...I carried on licking.."

Not exactly erotic fiction, is it? More lick the ramblings of a perverted village monkey. Click here to find other wacky stories that will not titilate you at all and make you wonder how the Malay race even began procreating in the first place.