Feta Cheese - The Musical

Tell me, sir,
Could you please save
My head, I fear
That my brain waves
Are slowly turning into
Lumps of poo...


(Chorus background: Poo! Poo!)

And I know
That if I spent
A second saving
Up to rent
A great big flat
I would be fat
From vindaloo...


(Chorus background: In the loo...!)

Refrain:

Oh, GLORIOUS! So GLORIOUS! The mountains made of CHEESE!
Oh GLORIOUS! So GLORIOUS! These hills do what they PLEASE!

(Chorus background: You're welcome!)

...I seriously need help. Of the professional kind.